(Source: sandandglass, via guy)

one time i accidentally hit my friend in the uterus with a ping-pong paddle

it was a weird day

nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

(via hate)

popularboyfriend:

wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times

(Source: POPULARBOYFRIEND, via zaynsbro)

me on the drive to school

(Source: leftnipple, via guy)

proloqu0r:

I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me

(via hate)

gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

(via girlwiththeflowers)