- friend: hey do you want to hang out this saturday
- me: NO SORRY I CAN'T
- me: I'M SUPER BUSY
- me: ...
- me: its comic con ok i can't miss updates
- Interviewer: Would you rather pee yourself on stage or on a date with a girl you really like?
- Ashton: I've done both.
I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING